How will you die?
You're going to be trampled by Black Friday shoppers! You just had to get those post Thanksgiving sales! You waited outside Sears ALL NIGHT!! You slept huddled up in your little lawn chair to save 20% on that pair of Levi's.. You woke up at the crack of dawn, waiting anxiously for the doors to open... finally they do, a flood of frugal shoppers comes rushing towards you.. that's the last thing you see... Perhaps you should try Ebay.. there are no crowds, just a dozen determined snipers waiting to steal that bid.. But hey, at least you won't die.
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