Today, I did the most outrageous thing...
I cooked something that was not, infact, sweet.
*gasp*
>_>"
After looking around youtube absent-mindedly, I came across a guy called "foodwishes", and I looked through a few of his videos. I noticed one about mashed potatoes. OKAY so I adore potatoes, no matter what form they are in. "The Apple of the Land" as the French would say. But I think I am getting a little off topic here... where was I...
OH so YES I made mashed potato. I didn't fail that much. Except it was kind of lumpy. MEH I'll do it better next time ;)
My mother then insisted that I cook spaghetti >_> That was really freaky. She like just EXPECTED me to know. Well, I expected that I would know too. Pasta and sauce - how hard can it get? Well, only as hard and dicing onions without crying ><"
It wasn't such a disaster, because my mum was constantly looking over my shoulder shouting directions as to what to do. Thank goodness. :)
There was some chicken stock left over, so my mum decided to make chicken and sweetcorn soup :3 omnomnom..
But you know what is really weird?! Who in their right mind would suddenly decide to put corn and chicken together into a soup >_> Crazy.
Almost as crazy as apple and pork.
And bread with chocolate.
And banana and rice.
And pineapple on pizza.
And tomato and cheese.
And coconut jam.
And tomato sauce with chips.
And pancakes with beansprouts, and fish sauce.
All of which seem normal now, or if not normal, still tastes amazingly good. But seriously, whichever person first tried to combine those foods.... =_="
OH. And also. THE NAMES OF FRUITS AND VEGETABLES. SO STRANGE.
PAPAYA. paw paw. [??]
POMEGRANTE.
CUSTARD APPLE [not to be confused with apple custard]
GUAVA.
ZUCHINNI.
/rant on food over
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