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HICCUP.

Hey, you'd never guess what I have right now. Oh? You do? I wonder how you knew that I had the hiccups. *suss* Well I have had the hiccups the whole day and its really really getting on my nerves. My solution? WIKIPEDIA.

A hiccup or hiccough (pronounced /ˈhɪkʌp/ HICK-up)
is an esophageal contraction of the diaphragm
that repeats several times per minute. In humans, the abrupt rush of air into
the lungs causes the epiglottis to
close, creating a "hic" sound.

Oh I get it now. Wait. What? That didn't help me at all. *continues to read* OH MY GOODNESS there was a 15 year old girl who hiccuped 5 weeks straight o_o" But hey, apparently they will go away simply by forgetting them. Hehe. [DO NOT THINK OF HICCUPS DO NOT THINK OF HICCUPS.....wait that doesnt work]

How do I sleep if I have the hiccups? What if my dreams get rudely interuppted by a hiccup? Imagine this:

I am a ...toothfairy.. flying in the night time
and I am carefully opening a window in order to take the tooth[in a non-burgular
type of way]. But just as I slide underneath the window pane, I hiccup and it
squishes me.

Disaster waiting to happen, isn't it? GAH.
..WAIT. I THINK MY HICCUPS ARE FINALLY GONE :] I feel strangely happy at the moment. Hahah. Wow. They finally stopped... *hic*

Fudge.