Lots has been happening during the first two weeks of school. I've learnt about what real fear of teachers is like, I've learnt why they invented the stressball, I've learnt how hard a sponge's life must be, I've learnt the pain of being a punching bag, but also the thrill of being the punching gloves.
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DOROTHY DICTIONARY:
post moderism technique [pōst-mŏd'ərn-ISM TEK-NEEK] : torture; new method used in schools around the country where by the teachers ask students to read a text and write 23409890 pages about why it is an example of this; mrs colcott's secret weapon to let her students tremble in fear of not writing correctly.
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MYSTERIOUS RASH:
I think it was yesterday. I was studying in the library [yeah. ha ha. laugh] when suddenly my arm became furiously itchy ._. So. Um. I. Scratched it? [like any other person would do in this situation] And it wasn't long before many many little red dots were visible ._. Or maybe its an allergic reaction to studying in the library without a distraction ...
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